Ask me stuff if you want to know anything I suppose.
HOW DO YOU START A RELATIONSHIP?
DO YOU WALK UP TO SOMEONE AND SAY I SHIP US?
HELP
HOW DO I FUNCTION IN SOCIETYI WOULD IMMEDIATELY DATE SOMEONE IF THEY SAID ‘I SHIP US’
(Source: kerryswashington, via dirtyfox)
"Everything I’ve never done, I want to do with you."
William Chapman (via bmcay)
(Source: williamchapmanwritings, via tye-dye-dreams)
I’m not a morning person
I’m not even an afternoon person
I pretty much start functioning at about 6pm
(via adventuretyme)
bird privilege is being able to make loud as fuck noises early in the morning without somebody calling the cops on you
(via adventuretyme)
- Doctor Who: SCREAMING
- Supernatural: CRYING
- Sherlock: WAITING
- Merlin: DEAD
- Hannibal: Eating Merlin
things i would rather take care of than a baby:
- plants
- cats
- dogs
- a great white shark
- a walker from the walking dead
(via spacehags)
People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t
Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”
And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”
(via krykky)
