HOW DO YOU START A RELATIONSHIP?
DO YOU WALK UP TO SOMEONE AND SAY I SHIP US?
HOW DO I FUNCTION IN SOCIETY
I WOULD IMMEDIATELY DATE SOMEONE IF THEY SAID ‘I SHIP US’
I’m not a morning person
I’m not even an afternoon person
I pretty much start functioning at about 6pm
bird privilege is being able to make loud as fuck noises early in the morning without somebody calling the cops on you
things i would rather take care of than a baby:
- a great white shark
- a walker from the walking dead
People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t
Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”
And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”