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Name is Kayla. I'm from Melbourne, Australia. 20.

allhailthepumpkinqueen:

The fucking sound he makes kills me every time

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phil0kalia:

If someone points at your black clothes and asks you whose funeral is it, a look around the room and a casual “haven’t decided yet” is always a good response.

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thecutestofthecute:

Congratulations!! You got mail !!!.. Pup-mail that is!!!

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xezav:

太空所有的星球塞盡我的屁股

best swear ever

OH GOD OH GOD THEY MEAN REAL THINGS. 

Dude, you didn’t know that? Pretty much all of the Chinese in Firefly was a classic example of Getting Shit Past the Censors.

Firefly’s 15 Best Chinese Curses and How To Say Them

Just in case you needed to know useful Chinese phrases like “Holy mother of god and all her wacky nephews.”

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the-secret-ingredient-is-phone:

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awkwardvagina:

truly an amazing sight (x)

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beben-eleben:

Autumn’s Beautiful Transformations

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